The "we're like a family here" red-flag starter pack

"Family" = you'll be guilted into weekends. "Work hard play hard" = no playing. "Flat organization" = everyone can staff you. "Entrepreneurial" = no resources. "Fast-paced" = chaos. Add yours, I'm building a glossary for the next recruiting cycle.

Pitch books, protected weekends that aren’t, and exit-opp math. Say what the desk is thinking but won’t put in an email.